The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to see when people fart.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Stop clapping

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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To call me maybe

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!