The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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To call me maybe

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to speak only in binary

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to not have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!