The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to write complete sentenc

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to be powerless

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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To pee standing up.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!