The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!