The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to to think less

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to write only the letter R

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!