The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to control sloths

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power to think salmon.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!