The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to see through air

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the ability to become black.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the power to read captchas

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!