The power to see who is writing these powers

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to see through air

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the ability to become black.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!