The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to see forever

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to watch tv

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to control dodos

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to like this power

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!