- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

the power to be wrong

The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The power to watch tv

the power to create bad superpowers

The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

The power to eat ass.

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

The power to control dodos

The power to smell poop

The power to like this power

the power to be able to blow air

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

the power to run windows on a mac computer

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!