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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to grow one wing

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!