the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to see through air

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to have no power.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to like this power

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to plank

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!