The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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to make asians smart

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!