The power to kill yourself.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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the ability to post here

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to mind reeds

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Liam Brudenell

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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the power to read captchas

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to die while dieing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!