- Pointless Super Powers

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

the power to be wrong

To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

The ability to fart like a zombie.

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

the power to shit with your mouth

Walk on water, swim in land!

The power to not exist.

The power to control dodos

the power to fail at everything you

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

Power to develop diseases.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!