- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

The Power to lose a fight before it begins

The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

The power to eat ass.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The power to speak in braille...

The power to smell thoughts.

The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

Pointless Super Powers