the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to see forever

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!