the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to die at will

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!