- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The ability to visually contract STD's

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to grow your nails longer

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to grow one wing

solar powered night-vision

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

Ladder hands.

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to wet yourself at will.

To call me maybe

The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

Pointless Super Powers