The ability to fart pee.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be powerless

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Stop clapping

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!