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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.
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the ability to die without any control
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The power to be stupid
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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)
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the immunity of death unless youre about to die
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The power to get a boner when you're horny.
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The power to see into the future of the past
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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go
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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.
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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.
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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.
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the power to become retarded
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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon
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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.
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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.
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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun
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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.
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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(
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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.
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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.
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The power to see who is writing these powers
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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful
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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.
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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!