- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

The power to vote for Donald trump as president

The ability to visually contract STD's

The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

The power to grow your nails longer

the power of superspeed but only backwards

solar powered night-vision

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

The power to grow one wing

The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

Ladder hands.

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

To call me maybe

The power to wet yourself at will.

Pointless Super Powers