The power to speak in braille...

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The ability to part...hair.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!