Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to die at will

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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The power to breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!