The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to like this power

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to plank

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!