The power of micro penis.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to change your emotions at will

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to die on command

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!