The power to fall up.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to close your nose

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to turn food into shit.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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Being a freemason

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!