The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to live.

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Taekwondo

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The ability to fart pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!