The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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the power to seduce hats

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Meatvision.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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penis

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!