The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!