The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The useless power to write about useless powers...

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

Ladder hands.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

thumb_up thumb_down +114

The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to wet yourself at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

To call me maybe

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

thumb_up thumb_down +106

The power to have night vision during the day.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

thumb_up thumb_down +86

The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

thumb_up thumb_down +80

The power to be stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

thumb_up thumb_down +58

the power to summon fire with a lighter

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!