The power to see things with your eyes open

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to be powerless

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Stop clapping

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to come second in any race

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to close your nose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!