The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to grow new teeth.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to die at will

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!