The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to close your nose

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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power to eat through your but

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to jump faster.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!