the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to live.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to live until you die.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!