The power to turn food into shit.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to be pointless!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!