The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to clean

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to get blood clots

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to speak braille

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!