The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to die on command

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to grow your nails longer

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to waste time reading this.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to fart every time you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!