The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Meatvision.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to sweat acid.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!