The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to be pointless!

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!