The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to sweat acid.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to see things with your eyes open

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!