The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to fly when you fart

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ikawlhan forever

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!