The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to die at will

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to sweat acid.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to clean

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!