penis

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to change your emotions at will

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to go suicide

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the power to hate nature

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!