- Pointless Super Powers

If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

The power life like a hermit.

the power to in power your self

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The power to be dyslexic at will

The power to slip on anything.

the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

power to fly only in the plane

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to turn food into shit.

Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

the power to breath through your skin.

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to die.

The power to become helpless at will.

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

The power to see into the future of the past

The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!