The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to go on this website

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!