If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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To pee standing up.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power to slip on anything.

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the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!