The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

The power to make yourself numb and fall to the ground

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

the power to have an idea..

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power to change your emotions at will

The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

The power to go suicide

the power to hate nature

The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

the power to get struck by lightning at will.

The power to watch a pot boil.

The ability to eat anything except for food

the power to recognize "woman rights".

The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!