The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to repel women.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!