power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

the power to float one atom above the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -19

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

the power to make fire but only when you are in water

thumb_up thumb_down -23

spontaneous ejaculation

thumb_up thumb_down +154

the power to control your own body movements

thumb_up thumb_down +150

The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

thumb_up thumb_down +140

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to shit dirt!

thumb_up thumb_down +124

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

thumb_up thumb_down +120

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

thumb_up thumb_down +120

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

thumb_up thumb_down +118

The power to take away powers but only your own.

thumb_up thumb_down +118

the power to die if you think

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

thumb_up thumb_down +110

The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

thumb_up thumb_down +84

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!